Puns Galore

     So, if any of you are like me, you may love telling really REALLY stupid jokes and puns. Since I tell one at least every single day, I thought that I would compile a list of my favorite puns and jokes. ENJOY!


(Remember, they're really stupid)

• What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? A: Damn
• Why can Peter Pan never stop flying? A: Cause he can NEVERLAND
• What do you call a fish without and eye? A: Fsh. (pronounce the word fish without saying the 
• What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground beef
• What do you call a mixture of an elephant and a rhinoceros? A: Helefino( Hell-if-I-know)
• A guy wakes up and head to the grocery store, there's a line. He then goes to the movies, there's a line. Then he goes out to the get a drink with his friends and goes to get a drink. He notices that there is no PUNCH LINE 
• A guys goes up to his doctor and he says, "doc, I know this is weird but put your ear up to my ankle." The doctor, clearly confused, puts his ear down to the patients ankle. The patient then proceeds to tell the doctor to put his ear to his shin and knee. All three times, he hears, " Hey man, could you give me a dollar? Just one dollar man." After thinking a lot about what has just happened, the doctor says, " I know what wrong. You leg is BROKE IN THREE PLACES!!!

     I have a lot more  but these are some of my favorite. Enjoy (again)

~Me